Friday, June 30, 2006

Finding DiscoLand #2

“Seek and ye shall find…something TOTALLY different than what you were looking for.”

Such is the case for those who typed the following words into search engines and discovered us. The Disco Mermaids!

- how to make ganja vegetable oil -
(Dude, don't even bother telling us it's to cook with or run your car.)

- funny foot in mouth -
(So where should I stick my serious foot?)

- big hooters -
(Come on! This is the internet, not a pornshop.)

- platypus preacher -
(I bet he prays to a duckbilled deity.)

- how do mermaids give birth -
(Okay, ready for this? By Sea-section. HA!)

- images three mermaids teaching -
(So far, the only thing you'll learn from us is how NOT to get published...but how to have a blast while you're at it!)

2 comments:

Josué said...

I found you by searching for "sheepherders," and that's definitely not what you are. But the funny thing is I was searching for information about sheepherding to help me with information for a childrens novel I am trying to write. So, there ended up being a weird connection between the subject matter of your blog and what I was looking for.

I don't dress in sparkly disco outfits, though, so the coincidences end there.

Disco Mermaids said...

Don't knock the sparkly disco outfits till you try 'em. They're actually quite freeing!