Monday, July 02, 2007

Finding DiscoLand #5

“Seek and ye shall find…something TOTALLY different than what you were looking for.”

Such is the case for those who typed the following words into search engines and discovered us. The Disco Mermaids!

- Harry Potter karate -
(is someone at Scholastic hunting for Book 7 spoilers? hmm...)

- how do mermaids poop -
(just like everyone else...with a magazine and an overhead fan)

- pasta symbolism -
(he asked if you liked penne rigati on the very first date?)

- Eve's sex tape -
(honestly, it's just a look-alike...Eve would never wear those shoes)

- i said oh ow disco -
(this one came from the E.P.A.—seriously!—which explains what they've been doing with their time and resources lately)

- Hannah tan between the mountains -
(of course, that's only after she burned and peeled)

- how to clean up robin poop -
(it's not very different from jay and eve poop)

- easy ways to turn into mermaids -
(***see below***)

- mermaid camp -
(who wants to go?)

1 comment:

LindaBudz said...

How funny! Some very weird folks out there.

I often get people to my site looking for info on musculum warts. I do happen to have each of those words somewhere in my blog (though not together). Guess there's not a lot of info out there about them. Poor folks, they're not going to learn much at my site!

P.S. I totally want to go to Mermaid Camp!