Hello! I’d like to buy this, please.
Thirteen Reasons Why? That’s a fantastic book.
[Jay purchases his own book.]
Hmm… Y’know, this dialogue sounds awfully familiar.
I think I’ve read this before.
Actually, that book just came out.
No, I’m fairly certain I’ve read this before.
I’d like to return it, please.
Um…okay. If you’ll just fill out this form,
I’ll return your cash to you.
[Jay autographs the return slip.]
Here’s your cash back.
And here’s your book back.
I’m sure you’ll find a good home for it.
[Proof that the above transaction actually occurred.]
Oh, Thirteen Reasons Why! I’d like to buy that, please.
ROBIN’S SON [voice-over]
The more I hang out with the Mermaids,
the more this world bewilders me.
Saturday, October 13, 2007